Yo Ho! Be gettin’ yer talk on, me hearties!

Posted on September 19, 2008
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Be ye knowin’ that today be th’ day t’ be maroonin’ yer proper talkin’ an be talkin’ like a Pirate instead? If ye be reekin’ from th’ stench ‘o th’ newb, be castin’ an unpatched eye ‘wards these here videos t’ be gettin’ th’ hang of it, an whatever ye be doin’, be keepin’ yer ham fists off me rum, else me be keelhaulin’ yer arse faster than a war sloop ‘wards a royal chest plunder!


Avast!  Now that ye be school’d in a pedantic manner worthy o’ the thickest of bilge rat newbies, be checkin’ out these here Grog swillin’ mateys, an the “Five As” ‘o pirate talkin’, else ye be soundin’ like a bloody yankee at an Alabama barn dance, an we can’t be havin’ that now can we?


Quicker than a flint t’ fuse, me be up in th’ crowsnest, a keepin’ watch on th’ horizon for a mighty ship, wot be called the www.reddit.com t’ be flyin’ her colors proud t’day, an smugglin’ a piratey brew t’ ye eyes wit a bit ‘o linguistic surprise…Yarrr!

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