Asshat of the Week: Ashley Todd
Posted on October 24, 2008
Filed Under Random, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot |
UPDATE: I’ve been trumped up in content by the sheer poignancy of Wonkette’s musings (and photo) on this matter concerning the former Paultard. What does this Wonkette think it is, a a collection of professional bloggers or something?! ;-) Also, it looks like this Todd creature has a history of pulling these shenanigans, too.
What kind of lying idiot scratches the letter ‘B’ into their own face? A backwards ‘B’? Why in the hell would someone have taken the time to carve a letter in a person’s face, only to do it backwards?! Clearly, when one holds your pathetic image up to a mirror, they can see that you scratched the damned B into your own face.
And what’s with the quote from your Myspace page?
“Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her cloths off, but its better if you do.”
When Ashley Todd looks in the mirror... Oops, I carved the B into my own face using a mirror, and now it is all backwards like!
You, Ashley Todd, are a disgrace to your political party1, your generation, and to the United States of a America as a whole. I hope you are ashamed of the actions you’ve taken, and the lies you propagated.
Thankfully, after the police put the pressure on, you gave it up, and finally admitted that you were lying. Now, I wonder… are you going to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth (so help you Ged) as to why you would lie like this? Why you’d play the race card in your claims of being attacked… why you’d injure yourself and blame it on someone else… or better yet, who might have put you up to this?
Thanks for providing the nation with hope for its young people, Ashley Todd. Thanks for making a change in yourself that no one could believe in. Thanks most of all, for being my Asshat of the Week.
BONUS DETAILS: Google cache of her Myspace page. (notice the quote above her details), Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, Ashley is lying, Youtube video
- Hell for that matter, you might be a star campaign volunteer in the department of failed rabble-rousing. [↩]
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