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	<title>Brian Shumate</title>
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	<description>Busted Proximal Phalanx from a Mountain Bauhaus...</description>
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		<title>Switches vs. Hubs biznitches&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.brianshumate.com/2008/11/20/switches-vs-hubs-biznitches/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brianshumate.com/2008/11/20/switches-vs-hubs-biznitches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
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Dedicated to Joyce Carter:
Something like this retail pennies assessment faux pas total screw up retail piece has me laughing about the times where I had no choice but to hunker down under some wooden trojan bunny tyrant&#8217;s plan to get those pointy headed french cavalier retail automation bookies evening the odds over a tricycle bald [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Break Me Bro!</title>
		<link>http://www.brianshumate.com/2008/11/17/dont-break-me-bro/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I had a nasty tumble down the stairs yesterday morning and broke my big toe all to hell. It&#8217;s hurting pretty bad, and I guess now I can join the club, since a couple years ago Dawn did a similar thing to her proximal phalanx as well. There&#8217;s not much that can really be done [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Pfabulous Water with the Pfunny Brownish Tint</title>
		<link>http://www.brianshumate.com/2008/11/06/the-pfabulous-water-with-the-pfunny-brownish-tint/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
		
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The talk of the campus this week seems to center around an issue with our water supply, and in particular, its peculiar brownish tint&#8230;
Furthering the speculation, conspiracy theories, and boycotting of said water, was a memo advising that we&#8217;d somehow picked up a touch of extra Manganese from source water, and that there was nothing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trick or Treat?</title>
		<link>http://www.brianshumate.com/2008/10/28/trick-or-treat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[snow]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.brianshumate.com/?p=838</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I woke up this morning with the vague recollection that someone had mentioned we could possibly have some snow flurries last night, and sure enough, a quick glimpse of the back deck confirmed, that indeed we were having such flurries.  Upon getting to work this morning, I was happy to see that despite it being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Asshat of the Week: Ashley Todd</title>
		<link>http://www.brianshumate.com/2008/10/24/816/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: I&#8217;ve been trumped up in content by the sheer poignancy of Wonkette&#8217;s musings (and photo) on this matter concerning the former Paultard.  What does this Wonkette think it is, a a collection of professional bloggers or something?! ;-) Also, it looks like this Todd creature has a history of pulling these shenanigans, too.
What kind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Appalachian: an MIT Firefox Extension</title>
		<link>http://www.brianshumate.com/2008/10/18/appalachian-an-mit-firefox-extension/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 18:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
		
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The MIT SIMILE Project has developed an interestingly named Firefox extension for managing multiple OpenID nicknames. Appalachian leverages the OpenID authentication solution, and features one-click sign-in, management of multiple nicknamed OpenIDs, and protection against phising attacks.
If you&#8217;re using Firefox, you can download the Appalachian extension, and easily get started. There are numerous project resources available, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well Done: The Republican Test</title>
		<link>http://www.brianshumate.com/2008/10/17/well-done-the-republican-test/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brianshumate.com/2008/10/17/well-done-the-republican-test/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:23:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Brazil]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[interrogation]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.brianshumate.com/?p=772</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Produced for madatoms by USR Content and written and directed by Nathan Bloch, this darkly hilarious video promotes madatoms.com&#8217;s edgy, creative and bitingly honest editorial perspective&#8230;&#8221;
This video was well produced, and has an ending with a creepy twist evocative of 1984 or the interrogation scene in the movie Brazil. My favorite line after the one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Evil Empire loves Drupal, too!</title>
		<link>http://www.brianshumate.com/2008/10/16/even-evil-empire-loves-drupal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brianshumate.com/2008/10/16/even-evil-empire-loves-drupal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:45:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.brianshumate.com/?p=748</guid>
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From the big old What The Fuck department: It seems according to Dries and others, that those repugnant bastiges in Redmond just might be the single largest source of distribution for Drupal now! It&#8217;s true- don&#8217;t laugh!
Microsoft is now shipping a Web Application Installer, including its filthy IIS web server that apparently bundles several open [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yay! I&#8217;ve been invited to&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.brianshumate.com/2008/10/13/yay-ive-been-invited-to/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brianshumate.com/2008/10/13/yay-ive-been-invited-to/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.brianshumate.com/?p=733</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Got this in my email this evening before packing it in.  The suspense is killing me! What exactly am I (and hundreds of other staff people) invited to do? If anyone has figured out the attachment, secret code, or point of this email, do clue me in!
Perhaps I&#8217;ve been invited to stare at the listserv [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Django + Google = Jaiku?</title>
		<link>http://www.brianshumate.com/2008/10/07/django-google-jaiku/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brianshumate.com/2008/10/07/django-google-jaiku/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.brianshumate.com/?p=671</guid>
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Or: &#8220;Google is Buying and Hiring All of the Good Python People and Stuff!&#8221;
UPDATE: Mr. Holovaty himself weighed in on the entry here - it&#8217;s based on misinformation, and he ain&#8217;t talking to Google no way, no how, not now, etc. etc. Curse you Valleywag, and your gossiping ways- that&#8217;ll be the last time I [...]]]></description>
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